Paris Hilton will serve about half of her 45-day jail sentence and will be separated from the general inmate population, authorities said Wednesday. The hotel heiress will spend about 23 days ...

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Paris Hilton got a very public show of support this afternoon from some deeply concerned and passionate citizens of New York — all three of them. The well-publicized rally in Gree...

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Jail-bond socialite Paris Hilton is so hot the long arm of the law won’t stop hitting on her.At least that’s what the hotel heiress griped in an interview given before a judge slapped her wi...

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Okay, Paris Hilton needs to embrace her boob envy and get fake breasts already. This is my reasoning: As much as I hate her, I get turned on every time she wears that miracle bra … and it makes me forget...

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These Paris Hilton pictures give me the creeps. From her expressionless face to her weirdly shaped ass, I’m just completely turned off. Last week, the buzz was all about Paris Hilton’s a...

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Paris Hilton's fate has hung precariously in the balance since a speeding stop last month found America's Troubled Party Whorelet driving wit...

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Not only is the exact cause of Paris Hilton’s fame still one of the great unsolved mysteries in the universe, but now I’m wondering if her breasts are real too. If we do a little side b...

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An explicit photograph circulated the internets recently, featuring what looked to be a kneeling Paris Hilton taking what could only have been a well...

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It seems that not even our fair city's unprotected walls (this one is on Melrose by Harper Ave, according to the reader who sent in these photos) can...

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The former Hole singer joined Paris for a belated birthday celebration in Beverly Hills restaurant The Prime Grill on February 25. According to the New York Daily News newspaper, Courtney has reveale...

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