Anyone can be an heiress, but none are as infamous as Paris Hilton. Living off of the riches of her family’s hotel business, Paris Hilton has made a career out of being famous, as Hollywood’s “it” girl socialite. And those of us who can't but help read the latest Paris headlines or proclaim "It's Hot!" tune in to her reality TV show and follow her other ventures. Like, did you know Paris Hilton has her own jewelry line? Of course, you do! (And you know her debut album is on your playlist.)
But Paris' true fame lies in her party girl status. With every appearance the queen of the party scene makes at hottest clubs and restaurants in Los Angeles (hot, because she's there!), she creates a buzz. In fact, they say if you’re friends with Paris, you become famous yourself! Just ask Nicole Richie, Brandon Davis, and Kimberly Stewart. From hanging out with heir himself Brandon Davis to her B-F-F Nicole Richie, she's equal parts sexy, savvy, and even sometimes, sweet.
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While virtually our only memory of last night’s Grammys telecast involves Justin Timberlake face-fucking a handheld video camera in an attempt to translate his performance into a more YouTube-ready format, an operative who was in attendance jogs our memory about a blink-and-you-missed-it Paris Hilton appearance we’d forgotten about, offering a look at how her two seconds of screen time was made possible:
i was at the Grammys last night and about 2/3 through the show Paris Hilton and friend were ushered in - people were asked to leave their seats and a small scuffle ensues, Paris and friend sat down in those seats, she applied makeup and talked on her phone then - then surprise - the camera gets a shot of her in the audience, then paris and friend get up and leave and the original seat holders get their seats back. Was this in any way related to Hilton being a major sponsor of the Grammys? And do they really think having her there helps promote the hotel chain? Cause when I see Paris I’m thinking “ho” not “hotels.”
If the aim was to offer the Hiltons a sneaky, near-subliminal plug for their sponsoring hotel chain by briefly planting their living, sex-tape-plagued brand extension in the audience for a cameo, it almost certainly backfired, as within seconds of the heiress’s flashing across our screen, we felt an uncontrollable urge to go see if Paris Exposed had come back online to post a new round of bubble bath videos and STD-suppressing prescriptions.
[Pictured: Hilton engaged in deep conversation about public policy issues with L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa at the Universal Music after-party. Photo: Getty Images]
- Previously: Dixie Chicks Ride Country-Lite Flip-Off ‘Nice’ To Grammy Gold [Defamer]
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· At Comedy Central’s after-party, Jon Stewart looks sad because he fell for Stephen Colbert’s “Hey, would you mind holding my loaf of bread while I run off with one of your Emmys?” trick for a second straight year.
· Quick, put in a bid on the sunglasses Jeremy Piven wore to the Emmys before he pulls them out of the auction, superstitious that they were responsible for his win.
· There is perhaps nothing sadder than watching Tara Reid, who once had an entire series dedicated to her partying skills, denied entrance to an exclusive drinking establishment. She just looks so lost and powerless standing by that unmoved, unfeeling Hyde bouncer while Paris strides right in.
· Agent Fashionwatch, Mini Edition: “…Emanuel’s kid brother, famous Hollywood agent Ari (bright pink Polo shirt, lobster-print belt, white Adidas sneakers) kept jumping up from his front-row seat to pace and speak urgently into his dorky cell-phone headset.” What’s an agent got to wear to get some respect from the Daily News?
· Paris Hilton is unhappy that Cher’s son claimed to scrub his genitals with Tilex after a sexual encounter with her to avoid contracting a social disease, as she fears this rumor might hurt her exclusive STV medication endorsement with Valtrex.
Comments Off· At Comedy Central’s after-party, Jon Stewart looks sad because he fell for Stephen Colbert’s “Hey, would you mind holding my loaf of bread while I run off with one of your Emmys?” trick for a second straight year.
· Quick, put in a bid on the sunglasses Jeremy Piven wore to the Emmys before he pulls them out of the auction, superstitious that they were responsible for his win.
· There is perhaps nothing sadder than watching Tara Reid, who once had an entire series dedicated to her partying skills, denied entrance to an exclusive drinking establishment. She just looks so lost and powerless standing by that unmoved, unfeeling Hyde bouncer while Paris strides right in.
· Agent Fashionwatch, Mini Edition: “…Emanuel’s kid brother, famous Hollywood agent Ari (bright pink Polo shirt, lobster-print belt, white Adidas sneakers) kept jumping up from his front-row seat to pace and speak urgently into his dorky cell-phone headset.” What’s an agent got to wear to get some respect from the Daily News?
· Paris Hilton is unhappy that Cher’s son claimed to scrub his genitals with Tilex after a sexual encounter with her to avoid contracting a social disease, as she fears this rumor might hurt her exclusive STV medication endorsement with Valtrex.
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